two down...
johnny's dead, so's that retarded chick, and next, GOD.
yeah johnny c took the plunge into the afterlife a few days ago. i found out two days after the fact cuz i was trapped in a hotel room with a crackhead hooker watchin star trek voyager for a few days and he wouldnt let me leave [not like i wanted to] then that one chick i had never heard of, probably because she was a vegetable in a hospital and didnt want to be known anyway, ran outta lifelines and took the great post-living challenge. next is the pope. im sure of it. i mean, i cant believe that old fools lasted as long as he has, i been sayin he gonna keel over for at least 2 years now.
[flash back to 2003]
ME: Man, you know the pope? that fool gonna keel over any second now.
see? told ya. i been up on it son! straight predictin shit since day numero uno. chumps be comin at me like "damn son, you some crazy, weed smokin ass spelunkin future predictin ass mothafucka aint you?" and i just sit back and shrug my shoulders and look at em all non plussed like "what, and?" and they be like, "oh,.. uh.. i was just sayin..." pfft. chump ass bitches questionin me.
im makin a prediction right now... if anyone questions me again they are getting a BIG BLACK FIST RIGHT UP THEIR ASSES. you got that shit you questioning trickies?
now.. moving along. so the pope aint dead. he held out longer than a chick who was a vegetable and didnt have her feeding tube in for 13 days, which isnt too much of an accomplishment. the bigger surprise is he held out longer than johnny. i mean, god damn. johnny was out there wheelin and dealin and buyin new suits and eatin chicken and pissin off mad crackas cuz those where the things he did best [in that order] up until last week. and then one day hes gone. dead. history. a stupid fuckin blip in time. and an old ass man that lets his underlings have sex with children lives to be three hundred and fuckin forty two. where is the justice? i bet if johnny was here he'd find it.
oh yeah, and on a side note: i gotta new cream for my ass so it wont itch when im in the theater watchin sin city this weekend [the porno, not the comic book movie. fuckin geeks]
yeah johnny c took the plunge into the afterlife a few days ago. i found out two days after the fact cuz i was trapped in a hotel room with a crackhead hooker watchin star trek voyager for a few days and he wouldnt let me leave [not like i wanted to] then that one chick i had never heard of, probably because she was a vegetable in a hospital and didnt want to be known anyway, ran outta lifelines and took the great post-living challenge. next is the pope. im sure of it. i mean, i cant believe that old fools lasted as long as he has, i been sayin he gonna keel over for at least 2 years now.
[flash back to 2003]
ME: Man, you know the pope? that fool gonna keel over any second now.
see? told ya. i been up on it son! straight predictin shit since day numero uno. chumps be comin at me like "damn son, you some crazy, weed smokin ass spelunkin future predictin ass mothafucka aint you?" and i just sit back and shrug my shoulders and look at em all non plussed like "what, and?" and they be like, "oh,.. uh.. i was just sayin..." pfft. chump ass bitches questionin me.
im makin a prediction right now... if anyone questions me again they are getting a BIG BLACK FIST RIGHT UP THEIR ASSES. you got that shit you questioning trickies?
now.. moving along. so the pope aint dead. he held out longer than a chick who was a vegetable and didnt have her feeding tube in for 13 days, which isnt too much of an accomplishment. the bigger surprise is he held out longer than johnny. i mean, god damn. johnny was out there wheelin and dealin and buyin new suits and eatin chicken and pissin off mad crackas cuz those where the things he did best [in that order] up until last week. and then one day hes gone. dead. history. a stupid fuckin blip in time. and an old ass man that lets his underlings have sex with children lives to be three hundred and fuckin forty two. where is the justice? i bet if johnny was here he'd find it.
oh yeah, and on a side note: i gotta new cream for my ass so it wont itch when im in the theater watchin sin city this weekend [the porno, not the comic book movie. fuckin geeks]
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