Wednesday, May 25, 2005

recycled matter

i posted this at my other blog but figured it fit within our musings. regurgitated ideas are the food of invention.

i was just thinking about one hit wonders and thought of a quick ten in hip hop. there are plenty more than ten, what with all the Redhead Kingpins, and Van Full Of Pakistans out there, but ten was quick and i guess the standard amount in a proper list. it makes no sense, but here they are:
Jons Top Ten Hip Hop One Hit Wonders

10. Skeelo - "I wish I was a little bit Taller" - I'm sure you do little guy
9. Candyman - "Knockin' Boots" - Songs that co-opt the popularity of a trendy phrase are lame.
8. Ahmad - "Back in the Day" - this song was kinda gay but ill give it to him for dropping that verse on "Come Widdit" from the Street Fighter soundtrack. plus it was pretty popular in its time.
7. Black Rob - "Whoa" - yeah, one second youre the next Bad Boy star then Whoa, suddenly youre forgotten
6. Craig Mack - "Flava in Ya ear" - i wonder if craig mack and black rob got an apartment together and make it a point to not invite diddy over.
5. Boss - "Deeper" - she flipped that black uhuru sample and almost sounded gangsta for a bit, then gangsta rap started to wane so she went back to school to be an OBGYN.
4. Goodie Mob- "Whos that Looking in my Window" - i dont care how many songs they have that you know all the lyrics to, this is their only hit.
3. MC Breed - "Aint no Future in Your Frontin" - This song would kill the club if fools played it today. and oh yeah, you were wrong, there was some future in it.
2. East Flatbush Project - "Tried By Twelve" - a classic. no arguments, please.
1. Mos Def - "Ms. Fat Booty" - Thats right. Eat it.

i know. list suck ass. but im off work and bored as fuck. you got something better for me to waste my time on?

3 Comments:

Blogger Fresh said...

Whoa, you said "Cell Therapy" was Goodie Mob's only hit? Duke, whats good? I'm from Georgia so I may be biased in saying this but hell no it wasn't. They had "black Ice" featuring OutKast, "They Don't Dance No Mo" which created some relative buzz down bottm. I won't say that they have been banging out hits left and right over the years but they have been doing their thing.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When was the last song Black Rob made? What an unfortunately sacked career. Whatever happened to him?

5:10 PM  
Blogger -jkg said...

black rob is now working at a Quiznos sandwich shop on 23rd and Broadway in manhattan. he is in charge of all the 'fixins' during the lunch rush hour and, on the weekend, is nighttime assistant manager. in his spare time he is working on a new album of all Schooly D covers to be manufactured and distributed by him and his Aunt Reesie.

6:27 PM  

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